WAREHOUSE SHOW – YACHT RIDE – JETS GAME

I am just going to start by saying I had so much fun at the IVD warehouse show. I really enjoyed meeting venders for the first time and especially seeing a few I already knew. I got to hang with some pretty awesome female performers and some not so awesome female performers as well. I am sure that I definitely drank my weight in alcohol, and smoked enough pot to get a small village high, it was great. I didn’t manage to have sex with any one, but I kept very up to speed on masturbation with all my toys. I had to get a new suit case  to carry all the lube, lotions, toys and halloween costumes from the show. At the very start to the show they had me in a fashion show because one of the girls canceled, so I got to keep everything I tried on. It was the funniest thing, because they wanted me to put cloths on and keep them on the whole time, it took me a minute to understand this concept… I am not use to working under those conditions! Usually getting naked is a big part of my day to day! Either way I slipped a nipple out on occasion and continued to do so all day long. Saturday night was my favorite part of the show for sure! We took this huge yacht out all the way around Manhattan and danced the night away. We had an amazing dinner,  a mini award show for the venders then it was back to the deck for shots and pot. Every time I would start to dance my super tight skirt would rise and I would get yelled at until the captain intervened. He had me pulled from the dance floor and brought to his personal quarters so he could meet me. I got to drive the boat and honk the horn and everything, it was so cool. I told him that I snuck my own bottle of Jager on his ship, I was smoking pot up on the upper deck, and his crew was mad at me for my skirt slipping up a few times…. He told me that everything was fine and that he would rotate the crew so no one could bother me again all night long.  That is about the time I asked all the camera crew and first mate to leave us alone for a few minutes…. I definitely blew the captain while driving the boat with my butt cheeks. Who is better than me!!!???? When I returned to the rest of the party I was free to do what ever I wanted, wherever I wanted for the rest of the night. Getting to the show that last day was a lil tough, but nothing a few morning shots didn’t help. I spent the last day drinking again and said all my good byes then headed to the bar to hang. I was hammered and passed out by 12 that night. On monday I was up and ready to rock and roll by 10 am. Me and my road crew went to visit a few stores in the city and then we hit up the Jets tailgating party with our friends at 3 pm. We drank all day long as we got ready for the game that was at 830pm. I smoked so many super blunts and even played beer pong with vodka… It was so much fun. That group of boys are my favorite in the entire world. This is the same crew I would go hang with two summers ago at the Jersey Shore, I really missed them! We all got so hammered that not even the rain could stop us from watching the whole game! The next morning was a lil tough because I had to pack to go home and  I was so exhausted I felt like a zombie. After two weeks of partying balls to the wall will do that to a girl. I am home now and managed to sleep till 12 this afternoon. I had some sleep to catch up on after all that. And that was my weekend, how was yours?