THE FIRST TIME EVER

I guess it all started on Saturday at my friends 80′s theme pool party. Me and the girls all got dressed in 80′s attire and headed to the party around 3 that afternoon. When we walked in we found three bottles of Jager so we imeadetly started drinking. There was a karaoke machine there playing nothing but awesome 80′s songs…. it was so funny. We drank and sang all evening long, even into some of the early morning. I am not 100% sure when the party ended, but I remember snapping back into reality in the middle of a three some with two friends of mine. We fucked all morning long and finally passed out around 6 a.m.. I woke up some time around 1:30 Sunday afternoon and immediately started drinking with the girl I had shared a guy with all night long…. Naturally we all fucked again and then I had to head home to pack for my flight at 11. Once I got all my stuff together I headed to my girlfriends house to BBQ and play some Rock Band. Some how I was walking from the living room out to the deck and I managed to trip over a water bottle that was on the floor. It hurt so bad and I yelled so loud and  for the first time ever, I broke a bone. I mean it is just my toe, but it hurt like hell! I even lost a part of my nail. I ate dinner and then headed to the air port. I slept the entire way to Minnesota arriving at 5 a.m. I jumped in a cab and headed to the hotel to sleep for a while. Today was our first day on tour and we have a lot of ground to cover. I just wrapped my toes and now I am off to bed. I am excited to go to sleep sober and wake up sober. Tomorrow is TUESDAY, so I cant make any promises that tomorrow will be the same way! I guess well have to see how the day goes. It will be another full moon thought, and you all now how I feel about those…. . Night night.