CLEAR COAT

I was painting my nails today as I made the official decision that I am a big fan of clear nail polish…. I was rationalizing to myself on why I don’t get french tips or Red or any straight color  for that matter on my nails!!!?!?! I came to the decision that I am just a clear coat kind of girl at heart!!!  As I was trying to figure out why I was so drawn to the absence of color I decided to smoke more weed. I am not sure if it was the fumes from the polish that made me come to this realization, or the weed…. But I figure my polish selection had a lot to do with my personality. I don’t have fake tits, lips, nails, tan, hair, or teeth… I don’t have a fake attitude, opinion, or demeanor…. I don’t even tell fake stories, perform in a fake manor or participate in fake functions… I have come to the conclusion that I am just an all natural kind of girl. Its amazing because it only took me a half an hour to straighten and apply the clear coat to my nails, but I gained a life time of knowledge about myself. I know I sound like a Master Card commercial but it is true. Now if I could only apply my new outlook to the decisions I make about men I would be in good shape!

Anyway those are my thoughts for tonight…. I am off to bed for now, I have a long day tomorrow morning! Houston I will be filling your stores with my posters and some signed movies… Be sure to stop your local store and pick up your copy of me! kiss kiss for now! C ya tomorrow!